a COMPUTER GEEK is crossing the road when he sees a frog who starts talking."if you kiss me,"the frog says,"I'll turn into a beautiful princess,stay wuth you for a week and do whatever you want."The guy smiles and pocket the frog."Did you hear me?"asks the frog."A beautiful princess?For a week?""Look,"says the nerd,"I haven't got a time for a girlfriend.But a talking frog-now thats cool."
STUART WIGNALL
